Why are we bothering having this competition?
Can't we just agree that Jade (with her voice and her cheeky euro-smile and her legs) has already won and start sewing on the sequins? Let Lloyd-Webber bash out a big sparkly uptempo number with a slow intro and at least one key change and stop this talent contest nonsense before it gets out of hand.
(I am also uncomfortable with the Dad's Army/WW2 iconography that they seem to be using, plus that whole war room thing was really stupid)
